Ruined, I tell you. It’s hideous! She can’t even put her hair back in a ponytail. Never mind the fact that she has put it in a ponytail and worn it that way ever since this tragedy occurred, because it’s awful and she hates it. I trimmed her hair.
Admittedly, in an effort to give it a little shape, I cut more than I meant to, two and a half inches instead of one, but she still has long hair. Sadly, I suspect I’m never going to hear the end of it. A year from now the story will go that I chopped off at least five inches and by the time she has kids of her own I’ll have nearly shaved her head.
Yeah, so that happened. How was your weekend?